History Defeats Itself

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July 2, 2020  

History Completes Itself - It Goes Into Your Dilly Dangle

July 2, 2020

Let me start off by saying that I’m amazed at how close we got to the facts on this one-especially considering the source. This episode, more than most, makes me glad that Kevin came up with our disclaimer that we are not experts.

We had a lot of laughs while recording because apparently the three of us turn into giddy schmucks when we discuss anything related to sex. And you know what? We’re not sorry. Sex is awesome and every time you are lucky enough to participate in it, you better appreciate it because it doesn’t just walk through the door each day.

Apparently a lot of people like sex way more than children so we’ve gotten really good at inhibiting sperm from fertilizing eggs. Sorry Jesus, but if you think that we’re going to have kids every time we have sex, you better start paying the bills around here. Or at least consider adopting. From pessaries that contain acacia leaves, honey and lint to the Plan B and male oriented birth control, we discussed a wide spectrum of birth control options and how they function. Since my vasectomy, I am very happy that I don’t have to think about wrapping my dong with an extra large condom anymore. It was such a pain to tie knots in them for the proper fit all because I had to impress the cashier at the grocery store. Do people still buy them in stores? Or is it an Amazon thing?

- Greg Mitchell